Not Me Monday....take 1

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not spill fruit loops on the kitchen floor this morning...and I certainly did not shrug when Lily and Kaiden proceeded to eat them.

I did not laugh out loud when my daughter answered the phone when a telemarketer called. My daughter did not answer the phone by saying "poop".

I did not forget to put deodorant on one of my armpits....who would do that?!

When I was shopping sans children I did not start singing "You Are My Sunshine" when I heard a baby crying assuming it must be one of mine. No way, not me!

Everyone should take part in this!