Not Me Monday...take 2

So....

I did not consider taking all of the furniture out of the living room when I realized my daughter can now climb up onto it.

I did not change my daughters diaper on the back of the toilet (with a diaper pad of course) when someone was occupying the stall with the changing table. Who would do that?

I did not sniff every inch of my living room only to find a very old bottle under the couch. I did not proceed to just throw said bottle in the garbage.

I did not find my daughter playing in a puddle on the kitchen floor....after I didn't notice Kaiden crawling away with no diaper on. So I certainly did not assume she was playing in pee.

There are so many more things....I'll think of them later I'm sure.